on a Tuesday afternoon

my mom came in my room

and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,

and get a God damn job."

So I told her

"Hey, hey, fuck you mom

and I threw the phone at her head

but I missed and hit her in the snatch

so I slammed the door in her face!

don't ever barge in my room

or I'll kick your ass

and call the cops

and tell them I am abused

and you'll wind up in jail

while I snowboard in Vail

no one to post your bail

cuz daddy loves me more

he says that you're a

You're worthless,

You're lazy

You're stupid

A little overweight

Now gimme 20 bucks

Mommy you're so worthless

You're lazy

You're stupid

A little overweight

Now gimme 20 bucks

Now make it 50, bucks

now Mom writes me letters

I write return to sender, let her

rot there in her cell

I watch the dogs mate on her bed

sorry Mom, I had to pawn

your china, silver, and all your jewelry

I had to eat

AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!