And then he stood in the check-out line

Approximately 3 hours

"This is cold war!" shouted a clerk

"This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk

"Venusian baby food for sale

Builds strong bodies 12 different ways"

The butcher sliced into a large side of beef

As if he were trying to win female respect

At a county fair

The man staggered to the automatic exit

And threw up his guts

That's food!

FDA inspected

Off the counter and into the stomach

And back onto the floor

Where it belongs...