Round 1

I guess it all started with Nintendo, it got me hooked bro

I got the pack with Duck Hunt and MarioI played Zelda for days, Link′s never been phazed

Kill Ganon, get the Tri-Force crystal

Punch Out is what it's all about, I′m gonna make Glass Joe's teeth fall out

10-Yard Fight, then to Tecmo Bowl

Back and forth, Bo Jackson's out of control

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, and then

You′ll have enough lives, and you might survive long enough to see Contra′s end

Then we got the S.N.E.S. and we got Street Fighter 2

And my girl Chun Li has got a thousand kicks, so tell me what you gonna do?

Ninja Turtles, and the Battletoads, Nintendo Power for the maps and cheat codes

Then there's Mega Man, you know he′s the man

Kicking Dr. Wiley's Ass to a bad-ass soundtrack

I wanna kick it with Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad

And Yoshi, I wanna win ya a big trophy

Double Dragon, and the Maniac Mansion, Metroid and Strider

Bionic Commando, and Golgo 13

Round 2

How ′bout the Sega Genesis, are you with this?

'Cause Sonic and Tales ain′t new to this

Earthworm Jim catapults a cow

ToeJam and Earl, what they gonna do now?

EA Sports, NHL Hockey

Scoring goals and punching dudes like Rocky

John Madden, Bill Walsh, NBA Jam

He's on fire! When I slam

Shining Force 1, 2, and 3

The one for the Saturn and Sega CD

Then there's Blackthorne, Flashback, Out of this World

I′m going through the Dragon′s Lair to get the girl

Rock 'N Roll Racing, Star Wars, and Doom

It′s a wonder how I ever even left my room

Mean Bean Machine dropping rocks on my dreams

As I walk Streets of Rage, Axel's getting enraged

Got Road Rash, I′m so fast, as I pass you're head′s smashed

And then Mortal Kombat blew up and changed the game

So Sonic is rolling, Robotnik's patrolling

An Altered Beast's forming to kill Ghouls ′N Ghosts

Nintendo or Sega, they′re birds of a feather

It didn't matter which was better, I wanna play games forever

From all the way back when I hunted the Wumpus

I kept on gaming and who would of thunk this

Would turn into a lifetime labor of love

Then the Playstation hit me like a flood

Round 3, the Playstation, numbers 2-4

Begin!

I′m the Brutal Legend, I'm the God of War

I′m in Mass Effect, Fractured but Whole

I'm Raiding your Tomb in Uncharted places

I Bioshock Big Daddies′ faces

Silent, stealth, I got the Hitman precision

Gonna bring home the wealth

The Assassin's Creed is to not make a sound

I'm Batman, Go-Go Gadget beatdown

Left hand: fire, right hand: mace

I′m the king of Skyrim, don′t get in my face

I raise an orc army in the Shadow of War

I shoot arrows at robot dinosaurs

Kill for coin, that's how this Witcher was bred

And now the Last of Us are just some Walking Dead

But I′ll stay alive in this Dragon Age

'Cause I kicked it with Mario on the Streets of Rage

But oh wait, what′s this?

A sudden nice place to rest?

And there's a bunch of extra health

And it′s littered with treasure chests

Obvious save spot right over there

Ominous doorway right up the stairs

You view the clues and start to unravel

You're heading straight towards

The BOSS BATTLE!

Take aim and another head shot

I'm gamer proud, gamer for life

Grind levels, gain XP

I′m gamer proud, gamer for life

Raid castle, save princess

I′m gamer proud, gamer for life

Lose sleep and feel shitty

I'm gamer proud, I′m gamer proud, I'm a gamer for life

Complete the side quests, no hurry

I′m gamer proud, gamer for life

Forget to shower, feel dirty

I'm gamer proud, I′m gamer proud, I'm a gamer for life

Get currency, buy goods

I'm gamer proud, gamer for life

Can′t get off the couch, but I know I should

I′m gamer proud, I'm gamer proud, I′m a gamer for life