Drinks, finks, football and drugs,

Business suits and newspapers, arguments, work, cable TV.

Laziness, cars, lungs, size, don't you know what girls say sometimes?

Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.

Drinks, finks, football and drugs, business suits and newspaper,

Horses, games, insecurity, laziness, loudness and cable TV.

Men think they know how to have fun, don't you know what girls say sometimes?

Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.

Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.

Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys,

Men are not nice guys.