(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song)

You have been placed in a queue

But your call is valuable

It's very valuable

We hope this doesn't inconvenience you

Because you're valuable

You're so very valuable!

If you wish to make a complaint

We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it

Of course you may have to wait

But that's understandable

Isn't that understandable?

Don't ask me, I just work here man

Don't ask me, I just work here man

(It sounds to me like you need help!)

We're very good to you

I hope you know we're good to you

(Let me put you through to someone else)

They'll know just what to do!

I'm sorry, I can't help you

Don't ask me, I just work here man [x4]

(Work here man)

Don't ask me, I just work here man

Don't ask me, I just work here man

Oh don't ask me, I just work here man

(I just work here man)

[Person dials 1223]

[Computer:] Directory assistance

[Person:] Hi, could I please speak to Miss...

[Computer:] What name please?

[Person:] Oh, shit

[Computer:] I'm sorry, I didn't hear that

[Person:] Just put me through

[Computer:] I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?

[Person:] No, you bitch

[Computer:] Please hold, and an operator will complete your request

[Music]

[Person:] Oh, fuck it

[Hangs Up]

Why don't you fill out a form?

We can't get back to you

Of course we can't get back to you

But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board

Your thoughts make change!

Thanks for your time [x4]

Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

Thanks for your time

(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...

[Record scratch]