i tried once to be civil

but i just got put on hold

i'm sick of hearing complaints

the espresso is too cold

you act like you're a friend

but then you talk about how we suck

just save it for your dildo

that's the only think you'll fuck

if i was smart i'd run fast

out of this town

sometimes i want to shout and scream

fuck L.A.

traded your doc martens

in exchange for cowboy boots

you're asking who's keith morris

yeah you're punk rock where's your roots

you're a rocker you're a biker

then you're punk rock now you skate

last year it was zeppelin

now its bad brains you're a fake