Ok, here we go again

I′m stuck here with the friend

I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle BenI take a shot of vodka

I take a shot of gin

′Cause she got way more hair than I do growin' on a chin

This ain't the army, where the bombs be?

In her T-shirt got salami, maybe broccoli

I′ma need to keep my distance, walkie talkie

It look like she been hit by Rocky

Girl I′m sorry but, oh my god

She just whispered in my ear, "I think you're hot" (I think you′re hot)

I should whisper in her ear, "I think you're not" (I think you′re not)

She said let's call a cab, I′d rather call the cops (whoop, whoop)

Honestly I'd rather make out with a dog (ew)

Girl I don't wanna be no hero

Like superman saving people

No, I don′t wanna meet your parents

Even if it′s Robert Di Niro

But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle

I got you homie, it's not a problem

Oh ′cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong

In my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine′s so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine′s so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone save me?

Can someone help me?

This girl gon' need more than a filter, to take a selfie

Guess uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me

And that would make this chick my cousin

And that ain′t helping (I mean that′s literally incest)

But mama didn't raise a quitter, so I guess I′m getting with her

Close my eyes about to kiss her

I can't do it man I′m sorry

Oh 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong

In my time of need

I know I′m asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine′s so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

So please don′t go, cause I can't do this alone

Well I could but I won′t, cause that threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go, ′cause I can't do this alone

It don′t have to last too long, just enough for me to cum

Oh 'cause I need you to jump on

(Oh I'm cummin′ baby!) This grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong (stay strong)

In my time of need (for me)

I know I′m asking a lot (a lot), but mine's so hot (so hot)

I need this favor (oh)

Need you to jump on this grenade

Can you jump on, ay, can you jump on?

I know I′m asking a lot, but mine's so hot (for me, oh please?)

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade