(Tommy Collins)

If you got a Cadillac boy and a 40 room shack boy

A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey

But if your gettin' no huggin'

No smoochin' or a muggin'

If you ain't lovin'

Than you ain't livin'

If your ridin' on a gravy train

Instead of walkin' down lovers lane

You can't make hey boy

Cause your goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a a little honey

It's better than money

If you ain't lovin'

Than you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man

Cause you got a lot of bottled land

If you're kin to the President

And ya help from the Government

But if your gettin' no attention

You're better off on the pension

If you ain't lovin

Than you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards

And your smokin' them 4 bid cigars

You ain't so well to do

Unless you get a little coochy-coo

It takes a little bit a smackin'

Or your lifes lackin'

If you ain't lovin'

Than you ain't livin'