See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she's hot

And after a few, your thinkin that you've got a shot

Well maybe you do, maybe you dont

But if you strike out there, there hauss

And start telling yourself its her lose

Chorus:

Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can

your brian cells party, and your body believes your supperman

thats just drinking thinkin

And here's where the trouble starts

The more you drink, the better you think you are

From this stage, and these lights

I see this stuff every night

A guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight

Or the kareoke king who gets up to sing

An oldie and hears the applause

And beleives he can quit his day job

Repeat Chorus

SOLO: your getting better all the time

Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can

Your brain cells party, and your body believes your superman

Thats just drinkin thinkin

And here's where the trouble starts

The more you think, the better you drink you are

Ah The bigger and badder ,smarter and better looking you think you are

You better switch to coffee