Yeah

Pete & Bas

Plugged In with FumezLet′s go, baby

Hello girl, hello, darling

What's your name and what′s your number?

Beg your pardon?

Yeah

Heated pool in the big back garden

Crate of the beers, I'm sinking 'em down but now I′m starving

Pop to the shop with a big kebab and a can of lager

Boss man knows me, I′ll be back tomorrow

With a stack full of pinkies rolled up, that's for the drop last week

And a couple of shots of the neat

Cuttin′ up deals in the business meet

She like me, she want me

She wanna come 'round and bonk me

Pull up to mine in her husband′s car

She want me, she need me

She wanna come round and tease me

Pull up to mine midnight, half past

She wanna come drink with a geezer

Shop with a dealer, ride in a beamer

She know I got rocks I sling off the curb

Big words and a slick demeanor

Jesus, baby

She been ringing on my phone like crazy

Easy-peasy

Big cakes to bake and I'm greedy

I came, I saw, I conquered

Waking up in me Gucci boxers

Couple of jabs, with a one-two bang I′ll knock your block off

Yeah

Fling balls like Fredrick Flintoff

Clean shot, make a man dance and I don't mean TikTok

And that's them loons and that′s them jills and that′s that bright

And that's that swing and that′s that left and that's my right

Yeah

Scope a man′s head with me sniper sight

That's right

Then it′s pint and a fag and a dance on a Friday night

Pull up in a big beamer

Shoot shots on a man then I call cleaners

There's been a little spill on that block we was

Last week where the boys put them feelers

I just wanna bust shots on the block, Jesus

I just wanna whip white while I smash cans

I just wanna whip round with a few shooters

I just wanna few pints and a few fags

Big 16s and I blew that

Nah, son, you don't wanna do that

Son, shoulda known I′m a big deal

Son, shoulda run when he threw that, yeah

Pull up outside and a man gets fried

I′m banging that mash like English breakfast

Might just smash this car in a shop window

I don't give a, this one rented

Hey, Pete, chuck us that can

Oi, Fumez, roll us a fag will ya?

Yeah

Yeah

I′m in Spoons with a tune on the jukebox

Bird's been shaking the bunda making me crazy

If a girl keeps going like this

Then I′m taking her home and we're making babies

Now, I don′t mean to be rude but this party's dead and I'm feeling wavy

So I might just slide to the cab, grab Sandra, Babs and Casey

Come on then, mate, let′s jump in the cab, tell Mo to go faster

I′m hotboxing the Uber

If he complains, I'm punching the bastard

Spill drink everywhere now me phones died

Pass me the bleeding charger

Smoking a biff of the finest grade, now me head′s twisted like a Rasta

Jump out the whip with a cigarette lit

When I'm out on strip they run, they scarper

Grab that man and I′m shaving his head like a Turkish barber

Popped his noggin with the butt of the dotty

And his body foamed up like a bottle of cava

Feds came 'round and I never said nada

Quick k-sh and I′m downing a lager

I never lost face when it came to throwing these fists

Got an head like a builder's brick

I got fists like concrete slabs

Still knock a man down with a Kung Fu kick

And I don't take shit from a man

Get chucked in a van, get dashed in a dusty skip

One side of the family′s Irish

Tiocfaidh ár lá if he′s taking the mick

Big bands in the building

Filled in cracks in the walls so the feds can't see that stash

Got a mash tucked under this tit for tat

And I tip my hat if he′s talking grease

Please, I don't wanna spill his beans on the brand new carpet

The wife will lose it

Move it before I lose it, get dark bruises all up in that leaky boat

Pull up in a blacked-out Benz and I whip out the nank

And a man gets carved like roast

It ain′t no joke, I ain't Dave Chappelle

Now, why′s your girl been talking to me for?

Give her that see-saw

Give her that up and down and her back's so round, I grabbed it

Wrapped it, slapped it stains on the mattress

Flip them packs and the cash, I stashed it

Smacked that man with the back of the hand

These sovereigns turned him green like goblin

Meat she's gobbling, meat feast popped in her mouth

And she can′t get enough of this Joplin

Janis, I don′t know what the plan is

Smoked so much that I'm stuck in the planets

Speaking Spanish, hasta luego

Thumbs in his eyes get pressed like Play-Doh

Wife′s been calling, "How did your day go?"

Can't call back, I′m in San Diego

Lil' Mug tried it, you don′t wanna ride it

Gave him the kiss of death, I ain't g- though

I ain't Fredo, don′t wear tight little shirts like Bugzy

Lil′ boy, don't wanna get maced

Mug get smashed in the face

Jaykae still didn′t send his verse

Get left in a casket case

(Fumez the Engineer)