Bed One - lucky guy

Shot in the head, still talking

In one ear, out the other cheekBullet had bat sense, he is so lucky

You gotta see his films

Bed Two (Beie)

Camp survivor (Radi saia)

Second this month - bizarre (Beie)

General deterioration (Ra tei nari saia)

Long term memory deficits (Bei)

Thank god (Bei rorei)

Bed Three (Sorei)

Elderly - obstructed bowel (Bina rala sai)

Belly′s tight (Marei taia)

As airport security (Marei saia)

She's delirious (Saia)

Thinks people are watching her (Goi dbart mei)

Let′s observe her overnight (Ei gul guun heia)

By satellite (Unt dei sei)

Bed Four (Sei)

Angry young male (Ei e mai)

Found by assistant

Seizure (Ma aa aa aa aa)

His left eye floats (Aa aa ei ma aa aa)

High strung (Ei ai)

Refusing the scan (Ai)

Says he is leaving (Aa haa aa haa aa aa aa ai)

Assistant will escort (Nia haa aa ai ia ei)

Out of this world (Ia ia ia ia)

Last night we had a celebrity

Fifty-two year old man hunted himself

Rifle, close range

Tucked the barrel under his chin like a napkin

Foolproof - any dummy could do it

Not him though

Bed Five

Brought in by social services

Hoarding

Financial difficulties

Son reports: "tendency to reminisce"

Which is typical

Of these people

Bed Six

Street person, frequent flyer

Unreliable historian (Beie radi saia)

Says she's the Queen of Spain

Ex-high school teacher (Beie)

Band leader (Ra tei nari)

Despairs for the planet (Saia)

Reminds me of someone (Bei ro)

The huge man in Bed Seven (So rei)

A sailor

An ancient mariner (Bina rala sai marei taia)

A speaking giant (Marei saia)

Heavy drinker

Card player (Saia)

Fell off a deck

Cheated death (Goi dbart mei)

Shuffles when he walks (Ei gul guun heia unt dai)

He's home sick (Sei sei ei e)

For the ship (Mai ma aa aa aa aa)

And a bottle (Aa aa ei ma aa e ai ai ia haa aa haa aa aa aa hai nia haa aa ai ia ei ia ia ia Ia)

Here are your lungs, these dark lagoons

And those milky spots across the river

He was moved to a private room

Like an omen - game over

He keeps saying "ciao bella"

Death begins with small talk

Jane Doe, Bed Eight

Verbally abusive

Police - bar fight

Alcohol involved

Scratched on the eight ball

History of genocide

On the mother′s side

Bed Nine

Lost and found

Broken (Beie radi saia)

A widow

Gloves in her lap (Beie ra tei)

Sitting by the window (Nari saia)

Still as a cut flower (Bei)

Still (Bei rorei so rei)

Muddled thinking

Longings (Bina rala sai)

Regrets (Marei taia)

A catalogue of misunderstandings (Marei saia)

She′s cleared to go home (Saia)

I'll be back tomorrow (Ma)

Have a great shift (Aa aa aa aa aa ei ma aa e ai ai ia haa aa haa aa aa aa hai nia haa Aa ai ia ei ia ia ia ia)