Well she wants to be a singer in the band

Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone

She's all alone

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend

She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance

And I was never that good at being nice when I should

I guess she'll forgive right before she trys to kill me

Coz I sold her on yesterday's

Come take me o my

I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in

I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her

I was lost....

Come take me o my....eye eye's...

Ole black & blue eyes.......

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips

And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity

That you wont kiss these rotten lips

So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes

Ole black & blue eyes.......

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

Do do do do do do do do do....