King Kong in Cannes, on a date with Spider-man

Dan Dare's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears

Downtown, Minnie Mouse is slipping Mickey's in the famous grouse

While Big Bird spreads the word—

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Judge Dredd, found dead, face down in Snoopy's bed

Outside, Tweetie Pie's getting itchy on more supplies

Meanwhile, Snow White getting ready for work tonight

Turning tricks with crystal tips—

Trying to make the best of it's absurd

Puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks

Captain Kirk from planet earth fights it out with Papa Smurf

Some phony little ponies, preying on the old and lonely

Making friends, robbing them, X-Men taught them everything

Betty Boop's tired of life, took vows, became a bride of Christ

While Tin Tin's been playing him at Caesar's palace live on ice

Babar Kum-ba-yahs with the Mighty Morphin' movie stars

As Big Bird spreads the word—

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