I fell asleep with my clothes on

Dropped my keys on the front lawn

Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming

from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

[Chorus:]

Giving up, it never felt so good

welcome to plan B

Giving up, what is the likelihood

life could be so free?

I'll eat some moldy bread

then I'm going back to bed

I know how this day will crescendo

I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

Up to now in my life I have failed

all I've tried, it's too hard

I think I've found my calling now

laying down, in the yard

Don't you cry Momma, don't you even weep

'cause you know your son excels at sleep.