Good morning ladies and gentlemen

You are welcome aboard this going 737 Stories that Touch airline flight to London, UK coming from Lagos, Nigeria

Your pilot for today is Captain Falz the bad guyI′m the assistant by name of brother Taju but the ladies call me T.J. for short

Sincere apology to make this announcement in the mid-air

Our megaphone is not working before

But our mochalic is able to fix it

So mush pothole on the way going

Therefore we are likely to experience serious turbulent

But not too worry, just fasten your seatbelt

There maybe lots of cabin pressure

We have exhaust all our oxygen marks

Maintain your breathing, do not behave like illiterate

Is also possible that we are force to land on water

There is no life jacket on this helicopter

Sorry, sorry, this is aeroplane

On this aeroplane, sorry, so you will be stranded

If you look to your back, you'll observe that the cabin crews is just about to light the gas in order to prepare your lunch

In the meantime, there is a lil′ bit of finger food together with a cold mineral for you to feel comfortable

Once again thanks so much for choosing to fly with Stories that Touch airline

Sit back, relax comfortable and enjoy your flight