"This song is dedicated to someone very...special. This is a somber tale

about a boy with the heart of a pig. We call this one...Ode to Pig-Heart."

Pig-Heart

Rat-lung

Smells like

Cow dung

Fat head

Bushy brow

(That's) Why he

Smells o' cows

(Not) Goin' to

Ozzfest

Enormous

Size breasts

He has

No friends

So he

Jus' pretends

Pig heart

Rat lung

Cow breath

Boy

Friends with

Mononad

He is

Really sad

He likes

Miss pugh

And he

Loves her too

He wants to

Make love to her

('Cause it's) Fat girls

He prefers

He raves

He rants

We hate you

Craig gant

Pig-Heart

Rat-Lung

Cow Breath

Boy!

Oh yes! We hate you! We hate you!

Craig! We hate you!

He has the heart of a pig

He has the lung of a rat

He's friends with mononad

We all think hes really sad

And we all hate him

He's Craig Gant

We really do hate you Craig Gant!