I wish I was Joey Jarimiah

I would never do my homework

I would stay up late and

Dream about Caitlin

I would never kick Wheels out of my house....

(maybe I would)

I would walk around the caf naked

Just to get the car of my dreams

Everyone would think Im so cool

I'd wear crazy hats to school

Yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeaaaah!

Woah Woah Woah

I wish I was Joey Jarimiah

Woah Woah Woah

I wish I was Joey Jarimiah

I wish I was Joey Jarimiah

That would be dynamite!