In the throes of young love Leroy

didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye

tied the knot not knowing how'd I not know

it was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home

he moved out of his stepdad's apartment

and moved in with his cute Guatemalan

things were copacetic until she caught him

things were cool and collected until she found him

erected with another

Shit went bad

he's on the roof again

she flipped he flipped the bird

and then he went to the roof

where his threats rain loud and clear

gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna die this year

Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on

running high on his whims had only gotten him down

he moved back to his stepdad's apartment

where he put himself back together 'til

She came back

he's on the roof again

she flipped he flipped the bird

and then he went to the roof

where his threats rain loud and clear

gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna die this year

your heinous highness broke her hymen

hey man try to quit your crying

I know she broke your heart

but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen

hey man try to quit your crying

I know she broke your heart

but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen

hey man try to quit your crying

I know she broke your heart

but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen

hey man try to quit your crying

I know she broke your heart

try to try to try to try to

calm down

shit went bad

he's on the roof again

she flipped he flipped the bird

and then he went to the roof

where his threats rain loud and clear

gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna jump gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna jump gonna die this year