She's good

But not religious good

She's kind

But not all the time

She says funny things

We get happy

She's bad

But not religious bad

She smiles

But not all the time

She puts funny things in my coffee

She asks questions like

How many beans make five?

She's alright

Sometimes she gets ugly

Sometimes she looks ill

She's here to watch over me

Her looks tend to kill

She's blind

But not religious blind

She's wild

But not all the time

She drinks funny things

We get touchy

She screams and shouts a bit

But she leaves me out of it

She's alright

Sometimes she gets giggly

She won't then she will

Sometimes she gets giggly

Sometimes she lies still

Sometimes she breaks glasses

Sometimes she breaks hearts

Sometimes she gets messy

Sometimes she gets smart

She's funny peculiar

And funny Ha - Ha

She's good

But not religious good

She's kind

But not all the Timmy

She says funny things

She's alright

She's bad

But not religious bad

She smiles

But not all the time

She does funny things

She's alright

She's blind

But not religious blind

She's wild

But not all the time

She drinks funny things

She's alright