Like buttcelery I got no bounds

Puttin all my opps in the ground

Kicking over ant moundsMaking abnormally loud sounds

I love doing crime

Getting covered in dirt and grime

I′m in the kids choice award slime

Maybe I'll do a line

And the monkey bars i′ll climb

Gonna j-walk

And force the opps to talk

Maybe steal a clock

At a children's park gonna whip out my cock

Bad news boars

I'm all out of whores

Need some new oars

Maybe 2 doors

For all my whores

Shaken to my core

Just got attacked by a boar

Mom said i gotta do my chore

Better clean out the drawers

I love playing with plastic dinosaurs

Oh shit, I just clicked on gore

My mom started yelling at me, i think she swore

This some good porn

Got a new playsation, can′t wait to play god of war

Gonna hit a lick at the candy store

Gotta escape through the fire door

My pc don′t run Windows, it runs doors

Doing Diana, just dug up a minotaur

Just downloaded porn

Gonna steal an automobile horn

Might fuck around and kill a newborn

Steal a random farmers sweet corn

Like buttcelery I got no bounds

Puttin all my opps in the ground

Kicking over ant mounds

Making abnormally loud sounds

I love doing crime

Getting covered in dirt and grime

I'm in the kids choice award slime

Fuck it, we robbing another Wells Fargo

I gotta show em how far that I can go

All about that police action

I strive for self satisfaction

Talking with the boys about improper fractions

They call me DJ Buttpiss

Some call me Chris

Honestly, I think somethings amiss

Might throw them all into the abyss

I like my hoes like I like cheese

Swiss

Gonna give em all a french kiss

Look at their texts, press "dismiss"

DJ Buttpiss is a shooter, you know he don′t miss

I love undergoing mitosis

We making bangers call this shit fleur-de-lis

I ooze perfection, call this shit bliss

This rhyme getting boring, i am not okay with this

Call me wells cause how far i go

Still fucking with these psycho hoes

They the only ones that take my two inch chode

Gonna make the system overload

Giving her my semen by the boatload

Got that old lady wetter than a toad

Man, she loved my 2 inch chode

Made her face red, call that a light-emitting diode

Check out her wrist, thats a universal product code

Gonna fight the opps at the crossroad

Gotta make them all explode

Make my glock reload

When I use it to insert my payload

This shit feel like episode

Might go medieval mode

Gonna escape through the underground railroad

Gonna finally crack her code

Rolling up to her zip code

Walk into her humble abode

Look at her wrist, shit that a barcode

Why is her heartbeat so slow

Oh no

Gambling all my newly acquired riches

Gonna multiply this shit like cardboard fishes

Acting too big for my britches

My mom says I need stitches

All the video poker machines got glitches

Gonna lose half of my bitches

Goddammit, my knee twitches

Gonna throw the opps in ditches

"Stop gambling" they'll insist

DJ Buttpiss knows no bounds

I only wear a crown

I never frown

1 bitch 2 bitch dead bitch new bitch

Call me doctor suess

The way I rhyme is a crime

I think i got a couple of screws loose

Getting these five star reviews

Drinking this fruit juice

Planting bamboos

While my mind stews

I might blow a fuse

Because of these kangaroos

All this shit is reused

Or so I′ve been accused

All my rhymes are fused

Never once misused

I'm making myself a little confused

This shit ain′t approved by amuse

Doesn't mean it's not a groove

Never once will I move

But I sure as fuck need to improve

Like buttcelery I got no bounds

Puttin all my opps in the ground

Kicking over ant mounds

Making abnormally loud sounds

I love doing crime

Getting covered in dirt and grime

I′m in the kids choice award slime

Now I gotta go on a rant

About me when i cant

My dicks the size an ant

Might move to a power plant

I need a government grant

So I can make my hoes chant

Need my dick to grow faster than a plant

Need to put on my pant

Taking the pill

Hope this don′t go downhill

Just want my seed to spill

Need back that thrill

Might buy a mill

On the top of a hill

Perhaps eat some krill

Feelin real chill

My dick needs to work

This pill has gotta convert

I can't let any of my progress revert

Now I′m screaming

I'm in immense pain

But inside I′m creaming

Maybe my cock will finally gain

Called up my aunt

And she made me pant

Made me eat 12 fire ants

But now I got a big ass eggplant

Just got out of school

Feeling real cool

Got all my fuel

And I'm going to the pool

Got my new dick

Gonna skip church school

And use it to bang my first chick

Don′t wanna look like a fool

7-26-22 approaches

Getting ready to lose my card

Calling up the fellas like they're coaches

Need to get extra hard

The day has come

Don't wanna be a bum

Definitely don′t want it to look like my thumb

Better take my pill

And enjoy the thrill

Fuck, I hear footsteps

The door opens

I push her off using my massive biceps

And mymom gets roped in

Like buttcelery I got no bounds

Puttin all my opps in the ground

Kicking over ant mounds

Making abnormally loud sounds

I love doing crime

Getting covered in dirt and grime

I′m in the kids choice award slime

Maybe I'll do a line

And the monkey bars i′ll climb

Gonna j-walk

And force the opps to talk

Maybe steal a clock

At a children's park gonna whip out my cock

Bad news boars

I′m all out of whores

Need some new oars

Maybe 2 doors

For all my whores

Shaken to my core

Just got attacked by a boar

Mom said i gotta do my chore

Better clean out the drawers

I love playing with plastic dinosaurs

Oh shit, I just clicked on gore

My mom started yelling at me, i think she swore

This some good porn

Got a new playsation, can't wait to play god of war

Gonna hit a lick at the candy store

Gotta escape through the fire door

My pc don′t run Windows, it runs doors

Doing Diana, just dug up a minotaur

Just downloaded porn

Gonna steal an automobile horn

Might fuck around and kill a new born

Steal a random farmers sweet corn