P Hello hello may I speak to the E?

E This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?

Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley?

Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie?

Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy

Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double

It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over

E Why P?

P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa

E - What?

P - Last night I was all alone

Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown

Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you

Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22

E - Where was I?

P - I don't know, you wasn't there

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow

Shifted out the door to the local disco

E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub

P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club

It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta

Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa

Seen a fly girl, standin next to me

So I slid over to her very non-chalantly

She was DEF, body perfectly fit

She was packin, a 300-E with the kit

I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"

I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"

E - "Hi, my name is Cris"

P - "Can I buy you a drink?"

E - "Yes"

P - "What will it be?"

E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante

parked outside right next to my Monte

car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."

P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it

"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.

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