Robocop versus the Terminator!

Begin!

Freeze!

I suggest you use your right to remain silent

Before I show your Gobot-ass some Detroit violence

I′m like an X-Wing commander 'cause I stay on target

I take over these streets, I got my farmer′s market

I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went

That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent

They sent you back to kill a child but he's defeating you still

They should′ve made a time-traveling morning after pill

And I didn′t think I had any feeling left inside me

But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3

I'm Robocop and I got the flow

To beat roided-out C-3P0

I got mic control like alt-delete

Your move, creep

Wrong!

I have detailed files on the conclusion of your trilogy

That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry

I am T-800 Cyberdyne systems model 101

And I′ll be sweeping up your robot bits like paper clips when I'm done

My rapping attack is a massive dispatch

Of bazookas and gats and grenades

That rapidly bashes your brain

And dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg

We′re not the same

You peel away

My perfect skin you find supercomputers

You look like Krang wearing a cold-pressed juicer

They left off your balls when your suit was created

(I still love you Alex)

Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated!

Based on my detailed analysis on the lyrical structure of battle raps

It's time for your next shit verse and then

I′ll be back

You don't know love

You don't know honor

You only know a programmed robot boner for John Connor

OCP gave me the skills to wreck this

I can′t help it if I′m fresh

It's my prime directive

I′ll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal chords

Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge

Nice try

But I'm too quick on the draw

What can go wrong for you will, creep

Murphy′s Law

Chill out, dickwad

Your emotions are wrecking your flow

I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode

You′re too slow

I blow more steam in a machine than a barista

It's judgement day baby

Hasta la vista

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

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