Just one day, that′s all I need

Just a day without her nagging

Just one day, I beg, I pleadBut the drag just keeps on dragging

While I wish for just one Monday or a Friday to be free

Free to slouch and sulk and mumble and be messy and be me

All I ask is for twelve hours

To live my life my way

Just one simple, awesome, crazy, kickass day

One more day, she's on my back

She′s been riding me forever

On my faults and all I lack

And all I, oh whatever

'Cause I'm lazy and I′m average and I′m sloppy for a start

And I know she'd like a daughter who was pretty, thin and smart

And I know she′s frickin' perfect, but I′ll never be that way

Not for a single, solitary day

Tomorrow is the wedding and tonight is the rehearsal

And there is no room for error, I mean not one flaw

We've got guests in just ten hours, dress the tables, trim the flowers

I want beauty and perfection, I want total awe

And with ′Weddings Magazine' here, for a feature on the scene here

The business is depending on this one success

Now breathe, but thank you, Torrey

And in fact, that is the story

So get moving, move this produce and remove this mess

Just one day is all I want

With my family united

Fears at bay, no fights, no taunts

Just the four of us delighted

I mean, look, I love my kids, I love my work, I love my life

And I love my fiancé and in a day, I'll be his wife

And I′ll throw the perfect wedding and I′ll throw the bride's bouquet

And we′ll have one happy, loving, family day

Mother, Fletcher is puppeting me again!

One more day, she'll fight and fuss

When her joy is all I′m after

It's been a long, tough time for us

Now it′s time to hear some laughter

'Cause I only want her happy and well, punctual and clean

But she mumbles and she grumbles, and at times, she's outright mean

She′s bright and so insightful but those traits aren′t on display

Well, not lately, often, ever, not today

Ok, really fast, tonight is The Hunt

It's an epic scavenger hunt and I really wanna win

There′s just one issue

Just one day, that's all I seek

And I have been asking nicely

Just one day, it′s not a week

It's a night, to speak precisely

And The Hunt is not a stunt, it′s my one shot at fame

To be someone who is something, not just what's-her-name

If I'm in it, I can win it, if she′d only say ok

We′d be off and running gunning for one fun and perfect day

Mom? Mom? Mom?!

Ellie, dear, it's not the time

No, that apron is a crime and that sea bass isn′t fresh, it's three days dead

Mom, I really need to know if I can

Wait, now where′d she go?

God, I'll never draw her focus from the bread

Just one day, that′s all we get it

Till the go, The Hunt, the story

Just one day, sunrise, sunset

Then that night in all it's glory

Just say the word and she'll be on her way

For one stressful, perfect, busy, winning, anxious, stellar, high stakes, kickass

Do or die

Crazy day!