Guess Who… You Miss me?...

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (cleeeeear)

You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a … rockstar (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

We're the ones who (chicka) made you *ahem*

Verse One:

Back by popular demand

Now pop a little zantac or anti-acid if you can

You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand

How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Shady man… no don't massacre the fans

Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man

She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands

On her massive glutious maximus again

Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can

Yes he can,can, don't ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsay please come back to seeing men

Samantha's a 2, Youre practically a 10

I know you want me girl,

In fact I see your grin - now come in girl

Chorus:

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (cleeeeear)

You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a … rockstar (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

Verse Two:

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her

Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres

Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend'

Brit f'rget K Fed lets cut off the middle man

Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again

And this time it wont be for the ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention

A little bit did I mention

that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer

So sit on the bench

Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch

They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

CHORUS:

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (cleeeeear)

You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a … rockstar (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

Were the ones who made you

Verse Three:

And that's why… my love

You'll never live without

I know you want me girl

cause I can see you checking me out

And baby, you know

you know you want me too

Don't try to deny it baby

I'm the only one for you

(Fart)

Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out

You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia

Man Cash,I don't mean to mess up your gal but

Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth bro

Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt

Looking like someone shrinked his outfit

I think hes about to flip

Jessica

rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya

Can you blame me?

You're my Amy, I'm your Blake

Matter fact make me a birthday cake

With a saw blade in it to make my jail break

Baby, I think you just met your soul mate

(Now break it down girl)

Chorus:

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (cleeeeear)

You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You're a … rockstar (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby

Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,

I can't wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!