Eminem: Hey!

Steve: Hey Em what's up?

Eminem: Steve Berman what's goin' on man?

Hoow you doin'? Good to see you again what's up?

Steve: Em could you come here and have a seat please?

Eminem: Umm yeah what's?

Steve: Vannessa shut the door

Vaness: Okay

Eminem: So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?

Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all

Eminem: What?

Steve: This album is less than nothing

I can't sell this fucking record!

Eminem: What?

Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Eminem: Wha-what's the problem?

Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!

Eminem: Who's Violent-?

Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!

Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

Eminem: But, I-

Steve: I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this

Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?

He's rappin' about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches

You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin

Eminem: I mean-

Steve: I can't sell this shit!

Eminem: What?

Steve: Either change the record or it's not coming out!

Eminem: What? I-

Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!

Eminem: What am I supposed?

Steve: Now!

Eminem: Alright man