[Eminem]

People! (People!) It feels so good to be back (back)

{*Eminem vocally scratching these lines*}

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new

and improved, you know who..

chk-who, chka-er-chk-er-chk-er-chk

[Eminem]

Never been the type to bend or budge

The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush

I'm the center piece, you're a Maltese

I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease

All these people I had to leave in limbo

I'm back now, I've come to release this info

I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple

+Cani-bitch+ don't want no beef with Slim

Nooooooo! Not even on my radar

So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off

And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos

from séance to séance, aw-er-aw-er-aw-eh-a

[Chorus 2X: Eminem]

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon

have a good ol' time

Don't be scurred, cause thurr ain't nothin to worry 'bout

Let your hurr down (and square dance with me)

[Eminem]

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back (boo!)

The Boogiemonster of rap, yeah the man's back

with a plan to ambush this Bush administration

Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation

of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin

you might not like, this white hot light

that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburned

Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned

Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere

Do-si-do, oh-yo-ho, hello there

Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there

Go to Beirut and do a show there

Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin ass gets drafted

While you're at band camp thinkin the crap can't happen

'Til you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin

Inside a package wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin

Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin

Fuckin assassins, hijackin Amtraks, crashin

All this terror, America demands action

Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin

to join the Army or what you'll do for their Navy

You just a baby, gettin recruited at eighteen

You're on a plane now, eatin their food and their baked beans

I'm twenty-eight, they gon

take you 'fore they take me

Crazy insane, or insane crazy?

When I say Hussein, you say Shady

My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait

Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

Nothin moves me more than a groove that soothes me

Nothin soothes me more than a groove that boosts me

Nothin boosts me more, or suits me beautifully

There's nothin you can do to me, stab me shoot me

Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada

God I talk a lotta hum-de-lay-de-la-la

Oochie walla-walla, um-di-da-dah da-dah but you gotta gotta

keep movin, there's more music to make

Keep makin new shit, produce hits to break

the monotony, what's gotten into me?

Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies

On your knees, got you under siege

Somebody you would give a lung to be

Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin younger me

Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free

Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money

to have you killed by somebody who has nothing

I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y

Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!

[Chorus]

[Outro]

Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me

Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me

X to the Z, wants to square dance with me

Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me

+Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me

+Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me

+Canada-bis+, don't want no parts of me

Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you

Weeeeeeeeeeee-hahh!! Woo!