You fucking groupie, pick up the goddamn phone

Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?I wasn′t at the studio bitch, what'd you do screw Dre?

You went there looking for me? Ooh, that excuse is too lame

Keep playing me you′re gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake

And Lupe? You want to lose two legs?

You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you

You say "Okay, yeah, I'm cuckoo, hey?" Well, screw you

And I'd be the third person who screwed you today

Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touché

You were too two-faced for me

Thought you was my number one, true blue ace but you ain′t

And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face

′Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo, you make my fucking Bluetooth ache

You feeling blue too late, go smurf yourself

You make me wanna smurfin′ puke blue Kool Aid

Here's what you say to someone you hate

My life would be so much better

If you just dropped dead

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head

And I thought, wouldn′t shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink

Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think

Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go

'Cause I told ′em I'm only driving drunk, 'cause that bitch drove me to drink

I′m back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes

But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on

Excuse the pun but bitch is such a broad statement

And I am channeling my anger through every single station it′s on

'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art

′Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage

Who do you think you are, bitch? Guess it's time for me

To get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet

But I′ll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... Lesbian!

Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

My life would be so much better if you just

My life would be so much better

If you just dropped dead

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

′Cause you told me, you love me, forever, bitch, that was a lie

Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my fucking life

But fuck it, there's other fish in the sea

And I'mma have a whale of a time

Being a single sailor for the night, bitch on a scale of, 1 to 10

Shit, I must be the holy grail of, catches

Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name, de la

I might hit the club, find a chick that′s tailor made for me

Say fuck it kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her

These bitches tryna get attached but they′re failing to latch onto the tail

Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer

Like I'm itchin′ to get hitched, yeah, I'm rich as a bitch

But bitches ain′t shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch

Bitch you complain when you listen to this

But you still throw yourself at me, that′s what I call pitchin' a bitch

That's why I′m swinging at this chicks on sight

Long as I got a bat and two balls it′s foul, but my dick's on strike

So all that love shit is null and void, bitch I′m a droid

I avoid Cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you′d be unemployed

Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, you boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls

Oink-oink-oink, you fucking pigs, all you′re good for is doink-doink-doink

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

She's all 99 of ′em I need a machine gun

I take ′em all out I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

Have a heart attack and just drop dead

And I'ma throw a fucking party after this, ′cause yes

My life will be so much better

If you just dropped dead (I hate you)

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better

I′m just playing bitch, you know I love you