This is a public Service Announcement brought to you,

in part, by Slim Shady

The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,

and are no necessarily the views of anyone.

However, the events and suggestions that appear

on this album are *not* to be taken lightly

Children should not partake in the listening

of this album with laces in their shoes.

Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions.

Upon purchasing this album,

you have agreed not to try this at home.

Anything else?

Eminem: Yeah. Don't do drugs.