Album Cover Number 1 Fan

Number 1 Fan

EMINEM

9

scribbled letter*

step back slim betta watch ureself

im one of them kids that stole the AK from ure shelf

hey yo look wut ive got its a gun in my hand

better drop down and start givin me head

wait fuck that id rather have ure wife

jeapordize ure whole family including ure life

if u even try to use the phone itll go off

explosives surrounding ure whole place, that means to back off

hold hailie hostage and throw her in a cage

once ure done readin this line itll be the end of the page

[chorus]

hey slim im out to get u

marshall and andre

ure worse than the owner of the campus crew

nobodies said it but u know that its true

its like im from eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue

*scribbled letter 2*

hey there eminem

or wutever u wanna be called

I think ure secretely ken kaniff

and u like many men

ure a bitch rapper and u shouldnt have ure own label

just cuz u grew up black doesnt mean u need to steal our paper

I should detonate them explosives ive got hidden around ure home

but little motherfucker im on a sadistic psycho roll

well this is wut u get when u mess with a guy like me

dont write me back y!, do u think im just some dead beat

well ull be the dead one soon enough for not responding

and ill be happily enjoying life drinkin a little cup of coffee

[chorus]

hey slim im out to get u

marshall and andre

ure worse than the owner of the campus crew

nobodies said it but u know that its true

its like im from eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue

*home taped showing mans face with mask on*

I warned u motherfucker, I told u to respond

wait no I didnt, I just told u that I was armed

meh, oh well, wut u gonna do

ure locked up in ure house and when I kill u ure blood will stay blue

itll kill u so fast that ull feel vibrations for 20 miles past

*fart noise* oh sorry about that but at least u cant smell the gas I just passed

*knock on door* hey whos that, gimme a sec and ill be right back

*taken by the FBI and layed onto the lethal injection table*

*man asks* any last words?

*still taping* hey marshall guess when ure house is gonna blow

thats right, it goes off when I go

when my blood goes cold and my heartbeat stops

ure roof will go pump and on ure table blood drops

oh by the way shady im ure number 1 fan

I cant have anyone else take u so were both gonna die man

*stabbed with needles and killed*