[Dr. Dre]

Check Check, 1,2 , 1,2 1,2(it's rolling)

Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here Y'all know what this is.

its what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap,

Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.

Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby

[Eminem]

I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit

Now if i only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet

out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it

I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident

I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam

I hate the straight jacket it aint latching, and can't lock it

so they stapled my hand to my pants pockets

The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it

before me, and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it

My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication

but this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)

Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)

The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray

Running up and down the street screaming, "Fuck the Police"

when you still had your mother's fucking Nipple stuck in your teeth

(fucking baby) Became a role model after Colorado

Now all they do is follow me around and holla Bravo!

Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public

Suck my dick, bitch

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't

cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place

So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image

You faggots ain't tough, you just get drunk and become talkative

(Wanna Fight?) I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking

Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling

A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does

I ain't buzzed, I'mm juss high on life

So why on earth would I need drugs, when I can fly on kites?

Motherfuckers, Slim Shady

Dr Dre: Dr Dre!

Eminem: I'm drunk pass the t