Dr Dre]

Marshall, it sounds like an S O S

[Eminem]

Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, your fuckin right

[Dre]

To the rap mobile.....let's go

Marshall....Marshall

Bitches and gentlemen, its show time

Hurry hurry, step right up

Introducing the star of our show, his name is

Marshall

You don't really wanna be anywhere else in the world right now

So without further ado, i bring to you

Marshall

[Eminem]

You 'bout to witness

Hip hop in its most purest, most rawest, form flow and most flawless

Most hardest, most honest known artist

Chip of the old block, but old doc is back

It's like batman brought his own robin

Oh god Sadam's got his own Laden

With his own private plane, his own pilot

Set to blow collage dorm room door of the hinges

Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes

Yeah, here I come

I'm inches away from you and fear none

Hip hop is in a state of 911

[Chorus]

So let's get down to business

I dont got no time to play around, what is this

Must be a circus in town to shut the shit down on these clowns

Can I get a witness, hell yeah

Let's get down to business

I dont got no time to play around, what is this

Must be a circus in town to shut the shit down on these clowns

Can I get a witness, hell yeah

[Eminem]

Quick, gotta move fast gotta perfom miracles

Gee wilakers dre holy bat syllables

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in gotham when i'm gon

time to get rid of these rap criminals

So skip to your loo, while I do what I do best

You aint even impressed no more you used to it, flow's to wet, Nobody's close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit

The most hated on out of all those who've said it

Get hated on in 80 songs and exaggerated all so much

They make it all up, there's no such thing

Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

It just means so much more to so much more

People when you're rappin and you know what for, the show must go on

So i'd like to welcome ya'll to Marshall and Andre's Carnival

C,mon

[Chorus]

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo

Two old friends, why panic you already know

whos fully capable the two cape heros

Dial straight down the center, 8 0 0

You can even call collect, the most feared duet since me and Elton play career russian roulette

You never even seen me blink or even bust in a sweat

People steppin over people just to rush in the set

Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely, ease over these beats, and be so breezy

Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one Shandra be so easy

Turn on these beats, MC's gon see me, believe me BET and MTV

Are gonna greive when we leave dog, for sheezy

Can't leave rap alone the game needs me

'Till we grow beards, get weird, and disapear into the mountains

Nothin' but clowns down here, but we aint fuckin around round here

Yo Dre, can I get a hell yeah

(dre) hell yeah

[Chorus]

So there you have it folks

Marshall

Has come to save the day, back with his friend Andre

And to remind you that bullshit does not pay

because

Marshall

And Andre are here to stay, and never go away until their dying day, untill we're old and grey

Marshall

So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel

Good night everyone thank you for comming

Your host for the evening

Marshall

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