[Dr. Dre] Marshall! Sounds like an S.O.S.

[Mathers] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin right!!

[Dr. Dre] To the Rapmobile - let's go!

(Marshall! Marshall!)

[Eminem]

Bitches and gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME!

Hurry hurry, step right up!

Introducin the star of our show.. his name is..

(Marshall!)

You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now

So without further adieux, I bring to you

(Marshall!)

[Eminem]

You bout to witness, hip-hop in its most purest

more rawest form, flow almost flawless

Most hardest, most honest known artist

Chip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACK

Looks like Batman brought his own Robin

Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden

With his own private plane, his own pilot

Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges

oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes

(*chainsaw sound*} VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I come

I'm inches, away from you, dear fear none

Hip-Hop is in a state of nine-one-one so..

[Chorus 2X: Eminem]

Let's get down to business

I don't got no time to play around, what is this?

Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down

on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

[Eminem]

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles

Gee wilikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!"

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham

when I'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals

So skip to your lou while I do what I do best

You ain't even impressed no more; you're used to it

Flows too wet, nobody close to it

Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit

The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on

in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much

they make it all up, there's no such thing

Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

It just means so much more to so much more

people when you're rappin and you know what for

The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all

to Marshall and Andre's car-ni-val, c'mon! Now

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo

Two old friends, why panic? You already know

who's fully capable, the two caped heroes

Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero

You can even call collect, the most feared duet

since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette

And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat

People steppin over people just to rush to the set

just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely

Ease over these beats and be so breezy

Jesus how can shit be so easy?

How can one Chandra be so Levy?

Turn on these beats, MC's don't see me

Believe me; BET and MTV

are gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo' sheezy

Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me

'til we grow beards, get weird and disappear

into the mountains - nothin but clowns down here

But we, ain't fuckin around round here

Yo Dre (whattup?) Can I get hell..? (HELL YEAH!) Now

[Chorus]

[Outro]

So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day

Back with his friend Andre, here to remind you that bullshit does not pay

Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay

and never go away, until our dying day

Until we're old and grey (Marshall!)

So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel

Good night everyone, thank you for coming

Your host for the evening (Marshall!)

Oh! Heh