ow wee

The way you shake it

I cant believe it

I aint never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

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I don't believe it

Its almost too good to be true

I aint never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

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The way she moves shes like a belly dancer

She shakin her ass to da new nelly jams-a

I think someones at the door but I don't think Im a answer

Police saying freeze

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What do you mean freeze?

Please Im a human being I have needs

Im not done not until Im finished peeing

I am not resisiting arrest I am agreeing

Mr. officer im already on my knees

I cant get on the ground any further its impossible for me

Do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B

I sing songs it go ringy ching chong chong chong ching

Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid

If I offend im sorry please please forgive

For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it

I cant believe it

I aint never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee

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Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin

Nick, I aint ever seen a ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

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Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so hunsum

Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze

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What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket look, I put away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please

I did not even get to see Mary Kates shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene

And don't treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman this movie is PG

And Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plea innocent cop a plea and be free

Free yes free right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyers with Michael he is too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz theres a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it

I cant believe it

I aint never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee

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Hillary Duff is not quite old enough

So I aint never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year ill say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go

In that video she sings get out your pozo

I need a new boyfriend hi my name is jojo

Police saying freeze

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What do you mean freeze?

My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies

Mr. Officer lookie take a whiff of these

Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee

Pee on the radio, but I think I did

Janet is that a breast, I think I just saw it

Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid

I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick

Get to the chopper everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down!

The way you shake it

I cant believe it

I aint never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

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I don't believe its almost to good to be true

I ain't never saw an ass like that

cuz the way you move it you make my pee pee go doiing doiing doiing

(whats wrong wit you)

ahaha