[Spoken: Eminem]

Ayo Paul, it's Em

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing

And I know that he's not thrilled about the video

What, does he wanna be startin' somethin'?

Wow, well, I'll show him who's really bad

Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls

You should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it, because I won't stop 'til I get enough

Do you remember the time?

We were watching the "Billie Jean" video

Well, he'll always be that Michael to me and it doesn't matter if he's black or white because I can't stop loving him

And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all fucking die

How do you like that?

And I like him, I like him a lot

I wanna' touch him, but I can't

Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry

Anyways, call me back

I have this idea about how I want to end the show

So, hit me when you get this message, fucker

Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun

(God damn it)