Some like their women short, some like them tall

I'll take them any size 'cause I love them all

I'm just wild about smorgasbord

I got a cravin' for smorgasbord

A little kiss here, a little kiss there

That's smorgasbord

Mmm

Some take just apple pie, some take just cake

I'll take the dish I please, please the dish I take

I'm just wild about smorgasbord

I got a cravin' for smorgasbord

A little kiss here, a little kiss there

That's smorgasbord

Mmm

Some like just southern belles, they got a one track mind

I go for all the belles except the wedding kind

I'm just wild about smorgasbord

I got a cravin' for smorgasbord

A little kiss here, a little kiss there

That's smorgasbord

Some like their women short, some like them tall

I'll take them any size 'cause I love them all, Mmm

Some take just apple pie, some take just cake

I'll take the dish I please, please the dish I take