[Verse]

My clothes and my makeup smeared all

I'm looking crazy

Got numbers on my hand

I'm Such a freaking lady

My mouth is dry

I'm feeling kinda grimmy

'Cause I got this open to remind me sign

[Chorus]

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

And I got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can not find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

[Verse]

My Rommie says I bought the club a round on my tab

And I was so far gone she had to call me again

But I will not let nobody tell me nothing

'Cause all in all I had That party rocking

[Chorus]

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

And I got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can not find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

[Verse]

Well maybe I was trippin '

Just a little who am I?

Kidding, hanging with the boys too long

And I quit sipping

Look at me buying bottles

It's for my team

I do not do it for the models shit

I still remember hanging at the bar

Hoping I Could get a drink or two

From a player or a star

And now I got my money in the Ballas

I'll take your number but I'll probably never call you 'cause

Baby, I'm a lil 'bit buzzed

And right now you look good in this club

But it Could be a whole 'nother side

When They turn on the light,

They turn on the light

[Chorus x2]

Oh what a night, oh what a night

Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime

And I got myself too drunk to drive

Oh what a night

I left my car parked at the club

Woke up in the morning can not find my truck

I barely made it home alive

Oh what a night

[Outro]

I hate to be a quitter,

But I'm thinking 'bout my liver

And the liquour that i give it

Is gonna kill me even Quicker

And I'm already a natural disaster

Do not need nothing to be taking me no faster

I really gotta go and see my pastor

What a night