How glad the many millions of Timothys and Williams

Would be to capture me

But you had such persistence,

you wore down my resistance

I fell, and it was swell

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo

How I won you, I shall never, never know

It's not that you're attractive

but, oh, my heart grew active

When you came into view

I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie

All the day and night-time,

hear me sigh

I never had the least notion

That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo?

Could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

The world will pardon my mush

'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

(instrumental break)

Could you coo?

Could you care

For a cunning cottage we could share?

The world will pardon my mush

'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

Yes, I've got a crush, my baby, on you