Well I stumble and toy around

I'm drunk and full of smoke

My wife tells me I've had enough

And said I'm sick get out

So I stumble down to Kelly's Pub

Across the edge of town

And I told the boys me story

And we have another round

Refrain:

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,

And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and...FIGHT

And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty horro

She always greeted you with a smile

And never locked her door

And the day she died all the men in town wept

For Mary McGregor finally got some sleep

Refrain

Well I once loved a girl

A child untold

I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold

So now I sit standing here

Out in the pouring rain

I'll stumble down to Kelly's Pub

And cry away my pain

Refrain