Have you ever had a family

Or a friend that drove you crazy

Or a folk or a neighbour

Without noxious fool of lazy?

The type of guy you'd cross six lanes

Of traffic to avoid

He's always got his handout

He's wicked unemployed

You can't ditch him you can't lose him

There is no place you can hide

He's a boy he's a jerk

He's everything that you despise

But you can't just tune him out

Because he's too loud to ignore

When he shows up at your house

You kill the lights and hit the floor

Cause he's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser which nobody can deny!

He's a first class loser!

He's not my type of guy

His personality is impervious

To reason or suggestion

He can't take a hint

And he always says he's welcome

He's nobody's friend

Yeah he's hated by all reasons

He only cares about himself

He parks in handicap spaces

Cause he's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser I stab him in the eye!

He's a first class loser!

He's not my type of guy

We've all got some loser in our spot

And aim a full time job

I may be a little differ called

But I'm not a total nut

I wanna hit him bite him fight him

Punch him watch him as he falls

I'm gonna trash him kick him scratch him clove him smash him in the balls

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser!

He's a first class loser which nobody can deny!

He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy

He's a first class loser he makes me wanna cry!

He's a first class loser!

I wouldn't miss him if he died