[Featuring Mr. Gerbik]

I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.

Shark Man? *chuckling*

Judging from his appearance that's the most appropriate

name I could come up with for him.

I hate this kid.

This uhh... THING you're talking about.

It had the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man?

That's the chap.

Holy jumping jackfish!

Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik

*moaning, growling*

Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.

I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.

Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.

Verse One: Mr. Gerbik

With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow

Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac

My skin turn orange and green in the limousine

People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline

Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve

Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card

Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard

Transvestites, and people watch space parasites

I left his head in the store, legs in the street

Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet

L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me

I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow

People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird

I was born this way, halfsharkalligator

Is he weird??

Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*

half-shark-alligator-half-man

"Half man, half shark!"

half-shark-alligator-half-man

"Half man, half shark!"

Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik

My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm

Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms

Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra