Comes the bomb, you will be

Well-done chicken fricassee

Every soul down the hole

But not me, not me, not me!

You'll have anemia, touch o' leukemia

It'll be deplorable

You'll be mutants from pollutants

But I'll still be adorable!

You'll have anemia and leukemia

While I'll be makin' a buck

You'll be gross from an overdose

Of radioactive yuk

Oh yes, and you'll go, you'll go, so will she

Some disgusting _______

You'll be dust, just debris

But not me, not me, not me!

You'll have anemia, touch o' leukemia

I'll be all in clover

You'll be jelly, you'll be smelly

Say hello but don't come over!

You'll have anemia and leukemia

How'll you come to grips?

With what you're fated - contaminated

Please don't kiss me on the lips!

You'll be a facsimile

Of what a human used to be

You're all headin' for Armageddon

But not me!

It's your problem, hey hey hey

So toujours gai and bombs away!

Come the nukes you'll be those gooks

Not me not me not me not me not me not me not me...!