Thought I died and gone to heaven

When I first saw her there

Standin there in a sweat stained stetson

With her cow at the County Fair

I thought i knew

How to make a move

But I cant make her mine

I wish I could forget her

But theres just somethin in her smile

(chorus)

Cuz she chews tobacco

Rides on her tractor

Drives all the cowboys wild

Shes a tall drink of water

A real farmers daughter

For her love id walk a country mile

But I cant get within spittin distance

No matter how i beg or plead

My hearts a crackin

She chews tobacco

But she wont choose me

Well her momma said she liked old westerns

So I did my best John Wayne

Said I bet we'd go together

Like grits on a gravy train

When I leaned in

She gave a little grin

And puckered up her lips

And hit right where she was aimin

Now theres a little brown stain

on my blue tag

*chorus*

I know its wrong

but I

Cant resist

Thinkin bout the taste

Of that first kiss

*Chorus*

My hearts a crackin

She Chews tobacco

BUT SHE WONT CHOOSE ME!