Chorus:

Bartenders, barstools and barmaids

A jukebox and a pocketful of change

Just a few of my favorite things

Bartenders, barstools and barmaids

Bartenders listen when you talk

Barstools are there when you can't walk

And I'll always make a waitress my best friend

Until the music stops and closin' time begins

(Repeat Chorus)

Outside lies a heart that's been broke

But in here it's a world of song and smoke

That way my eyes and ears can lie to me

While I drink another shot of make believe

(Repeat Chorus)

Bartenders, barstools and barmaids