[Verse: Eminem]

You know it's devil's night

The way that I smash the face of a punk in

Mask of Jason is a fashion statement since Drunken

Master tapes been a basket case

And if that's the case, then I'm dunkin'

Fascination with masturbation and humpin'

Lacerations and masking tape

And I'm bumpin' some Masta Ace

Roll up posin' as pastor Mase at a luncheon

See Andrea Yates, grab her face, then I'm punchin'

Crack her fuckin' skull with an antique vase, kill her husband

To the back of the station wagon

She's dragged and placed in the trunk and

Now I'm wanted for kidnappin', rape, and abduction

Spread her legs like Land O'Lakes that I'm cuttin'

'Til every fuckin' limb's either amputated or punctured

Decapitated Christina Applegate and I rap like I'm agitated

No chill, but I'm half sedated

A functioning addict — wait, I'm in London?

Brains underwear? A pantywaist, classic case of disfunction

Aggravated assault, it was rap related, you activated a gunman

This game's over-saturated with junk and

You punks couldn't get a hit from a database with a thumbprint

Razors and matches, path is laid for destruction

Put Jason Mraz's face in his ass

Then I'm snatchin' Anne Hathaway

She scratchin' like Jam Master Jay on the one's and

Two's, I slash away, then I'm dumpin'

Her ass in a Lake Placid for alligators

After I use the fuckin' tire thumper to bash her brains in for nothin'

The murder weapons, I stash 'em away on Runyon

Man, the kind of balls that it has to take and the gumption

Lack of class displayed, but such a vast array in abundance

Of sad disgraceful and bad distasteful redundance

And, bitch, I'm hung like candy canes if you're wonderin'

Balls come at you like batting cages

I'm raw like Big Daddy Kane is, I'm comin'

Like I'm ejaculatin' and nuttin'

Come catch the clap like you're patty-cakin', lil' dumplin'

Or brace yourself like a cast and be the last to make an assumption

I'm back like I'm in the bathroom takin' a dump and

It's back in the day or somethin'

I'll shit on you, Devil's Night — how's that for a introduction?