My Lovely Horse

running through the.. field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the... wind

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

And ride you over...fences

I want to polish your hooves every single day

And bring you to the horse... dentist

My lovely horse

You're a pony no... more

Running around

With a man on your back

Like a train in the night

Like a train in the... (hang on I can get this)... night!

This is unsurprisingly easy to play on the guitar, as Ted's guitar technique is not formidable.

It's a G chord, except on 'field', 'wind', 'fences', 'dentist' and the final 'night', where it's a C (sort of).

For the full effect, take much longer to change between chords than is actually necessary,

(unless you're a really shite guitarist).