Part One:

Yo man let me make some Cpt. Krunch

man alright

Yo man we have any milk?

Yeah what time is it?

I don't know what day is it?

Don't know well I'll tell you.

Well it was a Wednesday

me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry

like two eggs and a slop beef slice of lettuce

and a glass of milk and some cookies.

Spotted in the mist was a BK logo

what we said well what do you know

this chick thought I was trying to play fly

cause I had a pair of blue jeans on.

Young girl, won't you take my order?

she said, "Yeah, but right now I'm kinda busy...

can't you see I'm trying to put this band aid on my finger?"

Lingering, I could tell

she's a B-K mademoiselle

Ripped uniform and bottom bell

and some Jelly stuff on her sleeve

Look to this cause I had no name tag on my collar

could be pissed cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour

And then Boss Hog hollar

"Girl you better make this quick!"

She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"

I had an idea and lickity split

took my hat off and that was it

Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said

"Yeah now we'll see!"

And o' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized

"Ain't you that guy?"

"Aint you that GIRL!"

"De La Soul, right?"

"No Tracy Chapman!"

"Why don't you come over to the counter; and write me out an

autograph?"

Ha ha ha, I had to laugh

She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph

But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed

"What's the name of that song you sing?"

"Living in a fast car,