Well, I'm Catherine Morgan

And I'm the next-door neighbor to the Gotees

And, the Gotees, were over there

And they had a drummer that came in here

To played the drums that day

And he played it early in the morning, and he played it

I had him for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner

So I hollered and tollered and told him

That I couldn't stand that drummer any longer

That he was drivin' me crazy

And Kevin spoke up and said,

"Mrs. Morgan says that's a loud drummer

We've got over there today."

And I said, "If he hits the drum one more time

He's gonna be a dead drummer"

And that's was the last I heard of the drummer that day