(Applause)

[Jamie Madrox]

Thank You! Now the nominees for the best solo underground duo, accoustic, country urban, pop remix, classical coverband artist, duo and or group, or and or solo artist groups are...

[Anybody Killa]

Don't read it!

Time to shut 'em down turn another page

Put 'em in a Blender Magazine crusade

Kill 'em all

Burn 'em all, take it to the streets

another publicist dead page 153

Only credit was a cover tagged next month's issue

Read all about fellow bands dissin' you

Here's a story for that ass, Lotus ready to brawl

Bringin' you blood, shock and awe (so bring it on)

[Violent J]

You can't make or break me fuck MTV

I'm a underground killa huntin' V.I.P

and murderous me following Tom home

With a 12 inch shank about to bloody the chrome

I cut his throat so deep nearly cut off his head

13 wounds found in the chest of his kids

and his wife...I still got his wife

She be suckin' on dicks at the Pod as we fight

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Watch 'em fall!)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So FUCK ya'll, bitches!!)

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Watch 'em fall!)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So FUCK ya'll, bithces!!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

I pull up strapped with bombs at ya tailgate parties

Rush ya gate with at least 45 of my homies

Pissin' on power rigs, knockin' out sound, man

Jump in your mosh pit with my hatchet in hand

Ozzfest, Bloodfest, no core no more

showing all these faggots all about hardcore

Tied hands with mic cords, and burn down your stage

All this shit in all Juggalo names

[Monoxide]

As soon as I walk in the door, I set it off

And I slap Fred Durst and the guy who plays Ross

So tempted and just rushed the stage

and choked the shit out of Chris Cornell for ruinin' Rage

Lights go out I'm out doin' again

And when they come back on I got my dick in Lil' Kim

I pulled off the rubber,

and bitch slapped Danny Glover

Now I swing on Ashton Kutcher, and I bet I get the cover

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Watch 'em fall!)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So FUCK ya'll, bitches!!)

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Watch 'em fall)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So FUCK ya'll, bitches!!)

[Madrox]

Fuck the radio, and all the songs they play

The playlists are wack and the DJs are gay

I ain't payin' you shit, to play my song

Five Gs for rotation, you know that's wrong

Got to come up more money just to add my shit

Got to pay an A&R straight suck your dick

Take ya to lunch, get ya all drunk and shit

I'm like fuck naw!

Fuck you and the mainstream bitch

[Blaze]

I'm bomb on all you pop artists, (what's that?)

Fuckin' radio friendly love songs that shit is wack

All you candy coated rappers and red cap wearers

I got seven slugs and eleven pall bearers

The only pop I know is a pop from my gat

When I cock the hammer, and pull the trigger back

Erasing the top ten spots, cut out ya hearts

and make you number one on the dead charts biyotch!!

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Watch 'em fall!)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So FUCK ya'll, bitches!!)

Shock (Stab 'em up!)

and Awe (Wathc 'em fall!)

And went back into the underworld we crawl

(So Fuck ya'll, bitches!!)

[Jamie Madrox]

...and the nominees are; Dirty Lunchmeat, The Jumbling Elbows, Hot Garbage, Fred Parker and the Pleasantries, MC Alfredo and Little Cream Sauce..I fucked it all up..hehehehe!