The Hybrid, I′m telling you, try again

Sleep with the beast, Daniel in the lion's den

Still drop dirty, have to pop a NiacinItched all damn day, just to get violated

Ever seen a roach with babies have babies

In the hood like whatever, we get this bitch together

Once got a ho, ain′t had money for the room

So we did the humpty hump in a Burger King bathroom

Lowkey kept it undercover

The way she slurp slurp, she's the quicker picker upper

No job, dropped out and a felon

On the net, met a fat white bitch named Helen

300 pounds, maybe more like 280

Had a couple babies, 270 give or take it

Call that securin' the bag, had to fight the baby dad

Try to stop how I eat so I got up on his ass

What′s in the dark, always come to light

Head was nasty, you′d think she had head lice

Why try? Throw bleach in your eye

Put your life on the line, hang 'em out to dry

Tryna keep my hands clean, out here ridin′ dirty

Shit get messy? Mop him up with the .30

High Tide, Gain off the Arm and Hammer

Swim towards the current, system try to drown me

Stain your record like Clorox 'n′ darks

Spin cycle had four tops for one

Out the slums, nobody gave me nothin'

Had temptations, so I hustled, David Ruffin

Papa was a rolling stone, so I sold rocks to ′em

Beam up Scotty, we got lift-off Houston

Left my sack in my clothes, Mama just did a load

Eight ball in my jeans, fiends say it taste like soap

Twenty five a peep show when I enter the booth

Mop the floor when I leave, might slip if you do

Cover your ears of your kids, we got round two

Fuck a bitch two times, call it deja vu

Fuck a stripper for some change, actual change

Dime, penny, nickels, actual change

Okay, wanna hear the story? Left the house in a hurry

I was at Hunky Dory's, got some dances from Lori

Left my wallet at home, ain't wanna hear that story

In the car had change from laundry

Had to wash clothes anyway, told her I′m sorry

Slow anyway, before you was boring

Said gimme a moment, jumped on it and bounced

No fabric softener, ′cause I was hard

Then she gave me head, had me moaning and groaning

Guess who I seen doing laundry next morning