The boy next door

He's such a dream

But I'm only fourteen

He asked me out to the picture show

My eyes said yes but my mom said no

No way

He's got a car

And we might go far

But he took off my training bra

And it got back my Ma

Now I'm big trouble

Gotta' stay at home

And my folks ripped out the telephone

Too young to date (I really need it)

But I'm too young to date (I gotta have it)

'Cause I can't hardly wait (I really need it)

But I'm too young to date

Maybe some day we'll go steady

In a year or two I might be ready

Got to know the guy and

His name was Michael

He just told me about my

Menstrual cycle

Said the blood on his finger

Wasn't from a cut

Maybe someday I'll be a

Teen age slut

Says he really doesn't

Want to marry

He just wants

To pop my cherry

Owww!

Too young to date (I really need it)

But I'm too young to date (I gotta have it)

'Cause I can't hardly wait (I really need it)

But I'm too young to date

(repeat chorus twice)

You know I'll get it in the end!